HUMOR
Damn it all, you can't have the crown of thorns and the thirty pieces of silver.
Aneurin Bevan
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in.
H. R. Haldeman
Stop the world, I want to get off.
Anthony Newley & Leslie Bricusse
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
Mark Twain
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
Grocho Marx
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
James Bryant Conant
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up cause theyre looking for ideas.
Paula Poundstone
Aneurin Bevan
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in.
H. R. Haldeman
Stop the world, I want to get off.
Anthony Newley & Leslie Bricusse
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
Mark Twain
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
Grocho Marx
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
James Bryant Conant
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up cause theyre looking for ideas.
Paula Poundstone